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Optimize your Liquid Throughput

No matter how fast your connection is, theres always something you need thats bigger than your pipe. And youre stuck with a loading icon. Or worse yet, an interminable slideshow of the special features of the product youre attempting to download, built solely to taunt you into wishing you could be using it instead of watching the slideshow.

And then (finally) whatever it is you were waiting for, your personal digital holy grail, is loaded. Loaded. Loaded! Which is exactly what you will be if you take the advice of our shirt. 2Loading... please wait2 expresses the frustration that humans cant go from zero to inebriated in a picosecond. And if youre wondering, the 26% in the middle of this black, 100% cotton shirt is how much of *you* is loaded, not the beer. Thats why theres a lot more beer to drink. You should probably do something about that. You dont want folks to wait around, twiddling their thumbs, while they wait for you to finish loading, now, do you?