Bring Your Undead

Youre pretty safe with this one as long as the dude doesnt argue that hes not dead yet. And for the most part in this scenario, the only thing your dead guy is likely to say is 2Braaaaains.2 And with the Black Knight by your side, bellowing 2None Shall PASS!2 its all good. As long as you bring a mop and some duct tape to take care of the knight himself.

Black Knight and cart full of zombies above the words 2Bring Out Your Undead2 on a black, 100% cotton shirt. As an added bonus, all the green ink on this shirt glows in the dark.