Esc

Trash Those Expensive Red Ruby Slippers!

As seen on The IT Crowd!

Teleportation just got real cheap. Thanks to the engineers at ThinkGeek Molecular Labs you can now get out of any undesireable environment (while wearing our Esc shirt) just by applying your index finger to the middle of your chest! When reality sucks, escape!

Blue dusk t-shirt with an escape keyboard button (ala, 2Esc2) on it. Oh the simplest things in life...

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