Shop Smart Shirt.

S-mart has all the latest gear for your zombie hunting expedition. Get it all in one place. This year, shop smart. Shop S-mart!

• Babydolls. When youre looking for a top-of-the-line decoy, turn to our realistic babydolls, located on aisle 22 in the toy department. Being as helpless as your standard DMV employee, babies are well-nigh irresistible to zombies. All zombies know babies offer easy access via the anterior fontanel. Lay some babydolls out in a field, and youll have zombies in no time.
• Helmets. You never know when youre going to be focused on dressing a freshly-rekilled zombie and one shambles up behind you. Its better to be safe than sorry.
• Boomstick. The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Marts top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department....

Ashs S-mart uniform (complete with complimentary bloodstains) printed all over a Carolina Blue, 100% cotton t-shirt. Under the S-mart logo, the nametag features label maker tape which reads 2HELLO, MY NAME IS (break) ASH (break) HOUSEWARES.2 The back has the Army of Darkness logo.

NOTE: Because of how this shirt is printed it is likely that there will be some small gaps in the printing around the neckline. This is normal. If you dont like the one you get, however, youre welcome to return the unworn shirt for another one. Each will be unique.