STFU University

Shut up and show your spirit!

Whether you went to college or not (or 2university2 as you Europeeps are wont to call it), you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school. It doesnt matter if you want to put a sticker on your car, paint your chest with funny letters, or wear a furry animal suit at sporting events. If you love your school youll find a way to show it. Well, weve teamed up with the fine folks over at STFUniversity to provide an outlet to show a little school spirit.

STFU is our favorite institution, and though many of us attended other universities around the world, were encouraging as many people as we can to embrace STFU and its ideals. Tuition is cheap at STFU, in fact its free. There are no books to buy, and since theres no physical campus, you can study as little or as often as you like; though we think youll find the more you immerse yourself in the STFU lifestyle, the happier and more fulfilled all our lives will be.

100% cotton, heavyweight t-shirt in Navy blue. 2STFU2 and 2Subsiste Sermonem Statim2 printed on the front with a strangely-gagged mascot in white, orange, and blue. There is a distressed effect on the whole design for maximum University appeal. For the non-Latin-inclined, the motto translates to 2Stop Talking Now.2 And, of course the year the University was founded is 1337. No qualms there we are certain.