The Dark Side

Come to the Dark Side

The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for sitting in time-out in the corner. Use the Force to topple someone elses stack of blocks or destroy their science fair projects. We wont tell. Plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didnt know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, theyve made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Cant you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock....

100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt declares 2Come to the dark side, we have cookies. - V2