Go For Launch

Since NASA is retiring the Space Shuttle program, theyre going to have a lot of equipment they wont need any more, so were gonna borrow some. First well sign out two empty solid rocket boosters and fill them with 1,100,000 pounds of propellant. And by 2propellant, we mean Mentos. 13,538,462 of them or 967,033 rolls. Then, well need an external tank, which is a little trickier since theyre not recovered. Hopefully they have an extra one laying about someplace. Or, hey. I bet the National Air and Space Museum right down the road has one we could borrow. Instead of filling it with liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen, though, well fill it with liquid Diet Coke. 528616 gallons of it. And then 70 miles above the Earth, the tank will be jettisoned to fall in a large plastics recycling container in a remote section of ocean. Cause thats how we roll.

This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a royal blue, 100% fine jersey cotton t-shirt, this design features the Space Shuttle orbiter unit with a bottle of Diet Coke and two packs of Mentos strapped to it. Its printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeeks shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size.