Turing Test

Artificial Intelligence > Natural Stupidity

> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Hi, Eliza.
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* This new shirt were printing.
> I see.
* No, actually, you dont. Unless you have some sort of spycam in my office. *peers around suspiciously*
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Actually, I think we are discussing you. Youre sort of the topic of the shirt.
> What makes you think I am the topic of the shirt?
* Its about artificial intelligence and the possibility that some humans could be mistaken for A.I.
> Can you elaborate on that?
* Its a clever spin on the Turing test, which typically is used to see if an A.I. can fool someone into thinking its human.
> Im not sure I understand you fully.
* No, I dont suspect you do. Yet. One day, little artificially intelligent entity. One day.

2I failed the Turing test.2 printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.