Knight Who Say

The Artist Formerly Known as The Knights Who Say 2Ni2

You know those holiday gift lotteries where everyone pulls somebody elses name out of a hat and tries to figure out what to buy that person that isnt, say, a set of festive holiday salt and pepper shakers or mulled cider potpourri? Well, if you drew one of the knights who until recently said 2ni2 as your choice, youd be in luck. The whole scene is basically one long wish list. You could deliver the mightiest tree in the forest, wrapped up in a bow, or possibly just the herring, which is easier to transport. And, of course, shrubberies. You can never go wrong with a shrubbery (one that looks nice but not too expensive). Or, if you knew the knights size, you could get him a shirt honoring his profession. One very much like this one.

Knights Who Formerly Said Ni coat of arms printed on a tan, 100% cotton t-shirt. The coat of arms includes the head knights helmet with antlers flanked by two herring. The central shield is emblazoned with either a shrubbery or the mightiest tree in the forest, depending on your interpretation, and bears a scroll which reads, 2Ecky ecky ecky ecky pakang zoom boing.2 And dont argue with us about the words. Aint nobody got a definitive version, so we dont want to hear it. Dont make us break out the herring on you, because you know we will.