Benderbrau

Keep your fuel cells charged with the latest in fictional beers! Benderbrau uses a patented cold-fusion steam process to capture the fresh taste of the mountains - turbid and silty with a subtle, slightly goat-y finish. Mind SpokesBenders hearty exhortation on the label, 2Lets Get Drunk!2 Its more convincing than the St. Pauli Girls frosty mugs. And you know what we mean by mugs.

Benderbrau is filled with hoppy goodness. None of those metal shavings found in our competitors (*cough*pabstbluerobot*cough*). Unless one of the robots fell in during the manufacturing process. In which case, bonus metal shavings!

So the next time youre on the ass end of an ass-kicking, chill out with a bottle of Benderbrau, the beer that would be rifling through your wallet if it had appendages.

Benderbrau logo (from the Futurama episode 2The Route of All Evil2) on a 100% cotton, black shirt.