Montoya Hoodie

We hate going to events that require nametags. We dont like encouraging strangers to talk to us. Plus, we always forget to take the damn thing off when we walk out of whatever it was that required the nametag, so were headed home, stopping by the grocery store, accidentally encouraging the produce manager to address us by name. Which is just creepy.

The one exception would be if you had a really long name such as Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop Ftang Ftang Ol?? Biscuitbarrel. Or if you had something complicated you had to say with your introduction, such as, 2Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.2 Saying that over and over gets tedious (just ask Count Rugen). So in this case, we figure we can condone the use of nametags. Just this once.

80% cotton / 20% polyester black hoodie (100% ring spun cotton outside) with front zipper and side pockets. White and red 2Hello my name is...2 sticker over the chest and Inigo Montoyas full spiel wedged in there.