No I will not...

Tell Them How You Really Feel

There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Of course if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples computers, then there is nothing so frustrating as being forced to do so ;)

• 2Hey Mark, I dont have a modem and cant connect to the Internet, can you fix this?2
• 2I removed some of the pins from my monitor cable because it didnt seem to fit right, now its not working at all...can you fix my computer?2
• Hey Sally, Can you fix my Internet, everytime I visit a website it says my host is unknown2

  2NO! NO! Now Go Away Before I Replace You With A Very Small Shell Script!2 You say...

50% cotton / 50% polyester black hoodie with front pocket aka kangaroo. 2No, I will not fix your computer.2 printed on the front in white.