Awesome Clone

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Disclaimer: With todays reproductive cloning methods, there are a few reasons your clone technically might not be genetically exactly like you. For one, your clone starts off with shortened telomeres it got from your (presumably not newborn) somatic cell. Two, the somatic cells nuclear DNA you implanted might have mutations not common to the rest of your nuclear DNA. Three, the mitochondrial DNA is actually from the donor egg, so if youre a dude, youre outta luck on having your matrilineal DNA included as part of the package.

But those technicalities aside, your clone is the closest youre gonna get to a duplicate of your own unique genetic expression unless you already have an identical twin. (Which, technically, is a clone, too. Just not one you had a hand in master-minding.) Clones are great. Having a clone means you have a ready-made organ donor lined up. You have somebody to take the fall in that grand jury case. But the best thing about a clone is that its YOU. More of you. There cant ever be enough of you. Cause youre awesome.

2My Clone is Awesome2 printed in white (with a grey mirrored-effect) on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Get one for you and one for your clone.

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