Ties Suck Tie

Simultaneously Affirm And Reject Corporate Conformity!

For those of you who relish in being naughty and nice, we think youll just love this 100% silk tie. Wear it at board meetings for a real gut wrenching show of pure cranium.

Or just wear it with your three piece suit and hide behind that smirk on your face as you stride down the corridors with your little secret. 2Great Tie Bob, theyll say, 2Is That An Armani?2. Just casually nod to the peons and walk away...

Our ties suck tie is one very stylish and dark blue 100% Silk tie with a grayish silver repeating pattern in binary. Should the binary pattern be translated into its ASCII equivalent, youll soon figure out why we called this tie the ties suck tie. It is, truly, The Tie of Ties. The One Tie To Rule Them All And In The Hallways Mock Them...

Please note that your ThinkGeek Ties Suck Tie will not arrive emanating from a cloud as the one on this page is depicted. Darn! you are thinking to yourself, that would have been swell indeedy. Oh well, one dream realized and another one crushed...not bad for a days work really...